cishet friend: hey man you’re looking good lately! what’s your secret?
me: ah yeah you know haha i’ve been on r/skincare a bit and also been, gotta make up for being kinda short haha
cishet friend: haha xD well that’s awesome bro but you should lift
me: yeah i use to i’ll get back to it
cishet friend: *leaves interaction not weirded out*
(LATER - INTERIOR - UNDERGROUND LGBTQ+ BUNKER)
equally insane as me transsexual friend: ok spill.
me: testosterone cypionate, finasteride, minoxidil, fluoxetine, topical estradiol, concerta, sensodyne, activated gel cleanser, honey almond body scrub, exfoliating gel scrub, thc, cbd, herb mint facial mask, xanax, spf 50+ moisturizer, overeating at night, laying on a bed of needles in the morning to circulate bloodflow, & im lactose intolerant
